POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

KITTY SUPRISE

Scene: 2 penguins stand in a valley.
Pokey1 says: THIS IS NICE
Pokey2 says: YES! MOST SPLENDID INDEED!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHICH IS TRUE.
Scene: They stay where they were.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHICH IS TRUE.
Scene: Suddenly surrounded by kittens, some awake and some asleep, lots and lots of kittens
Both Pokeys say: ARGH!! KITTIES!!!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHICH IS TRUE.