POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: Pokey and Turtle by the shore.
Sound: swishy swishy swishy,
Pokey says: Turtle?!?! HOORAY!!!
Turtle says: The world is falling away! urk!

Scene: Turtle swirly jumps into the air.
Turtle says: SWOOSHAROONIE!
Pokey says: sign of the times! sigh!

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!