
Scene: Pokey and headcheese are talking.
headcheese says: AND SO HE SAID THAT WAS NORMAL FOR A THURSDAY

Pokey says: REMARKABLE INDEED

headcheese says: YES! AND THATS INCLUDING.... HOLD ON!!!

Scene: headcheese vanishes

Scene: A penguin playing piano appears, playing a tune.
Pokey says: WHO ARE YOU?
The piano man says: GREETINGS! I AM THE MAGICAL BADLY DRAWN PIANO MAN!

Pokey says: I LIKE YOUR TUNE
The piano man says: THANKYOU! IT IS THE ONLY ONE I KNOW! LA LA LA

Scene: The piano man vanishes and headcheese re-appears.

Pokey says: ITS GOT A BEAT AND YOU CAN DANCE TO IT!

headcheese says: ?????
WHO WAS IT?.
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