POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: Pokey is being followed by the pope hiding in a bush

Scene: The pope is gaining on pokey

Scene: The pope pops up.
The pope says: STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!
Scene: The pope hides in the bush

Scene: Pokey turns around
Pokey says: ?!

Scene: Turtle bounces in and scares the pope into revealing his hiding place

Turtle says: BOOM! HOORAY! really loudly
Scene: The pope jumps up

Pokey says: HOORAY!
Scene: The pope falls to earth, his hat is now red

The pope says: IT USES WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION!

Scene: Turtle swooshy jumps over the pope and off

The pope says: IT WASNT ME

Scene: LATER THAT NIGH

Scene: It is NIGHT TIME! and it is dark, as is customary at night time.

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!