POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: Pokey is in a room
Pokey says: BEHOLD! THE NEW SOUND!

Scene: The Devil, Gustavo, Small Child, Headcheese and the Pope are in the audience

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey says: THE FANTASTIC!

Scene: Back to The Audience
Everyone says: HOORAY!!!!!

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey Says: RHYTHM AND SHOES ORCHESTRA!

Scene: 4 Guitar Playing Pokeys Have Appeared
Singing: SING SING SING!!!

Singing: SING LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

Singing: JESUS PICKLE LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

One Singing: WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE SPOON
The Rest Singing: YA YE YA

Scene: Back to the Audience, Mr Nutty has appeared
Mr Nutty Says: GET OUT OF MY SHOP

Scene: They are all leaving the shop
Pokey says: DRAT!
Gustavo says: COOKIE

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!