POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there
Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?

Pokey Says: I HAVE HERE A PROLOG OF CUNSUMABLES

Pokey Lists: BURIED TREASURE, BEAR KNUCKLE SANDWICHES, MEXICAN HUMPING FIENDS, AUNT ETHELS BEEN TO HULL

Oracle Says: tHAT WILL SURFACE, TELL ME YOUR CENTIPEDE.

Pokey Asks: IST THEE FROM BAAAAAAARNSLEY?

Oracle Says: AYE, APPENS I AM

Pokey Says: WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE?

Oracle Says: THE MOVIE HAS BEEN OBSERVED

Scene: Pokey is leaving
Pokey Says: IT IS A PARODY ERROR.

BASED ON A STORY BY SPECIAL GUEST AUTHOR THE MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!