POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: A penguin is by the ocean

Scene: A boat approaches

Scene: The boat gets closer, Pokey is in the boat

Scene: The boat nears the shore

Scene: The boat lands, Pokey disembarks
Pokey Says: HELLO
The Penguin Says: HELLO

The Penguin Asks: IST THEE BE A PIRATE

Pokey Says: I DO!!!!!

Everyone Says: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!