POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

Scene: ELVIS

ELVIS Says: A-THANKYOU-VERY-MUCH!!!!

Scene: POKEY approaches holding a gun
Pokey Says: HELLO! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!

Pokey Says: I AM THE ELVIS INTIMIDATOR

Pokey Says: GIVE ME YOUR HAIR!!!!!!

Scene: Pokey has the hair, ELVIS runs away
Pokey Says: A-THANKYOU-VERY-MUCH!!!!

THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!