
Scene: 2 penguins stand in a valley.
Pokey1 says: THIS IS NICE
Pokey2 says: YES! MOST SPLENDID INDEED!

Scene: They stay where they were.

Scene: Suddenly surrounded by kittens, some awake and some asleep, lots and lots of kittens
Both Pokeys say: ARGH!! KITTIES!!!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHICH IS TRUE.
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THE REAL POKEY THE PENGUIN IS HERE
THE POKEY THE RE-BOOTLEGGED PENGUIN IS NOT THERE ITS HERE
THE RE-BOOTLEGGED, RE-FRIED POKEY THE RE-FRIED PENGUIN IS EATING FISH TACO AND RELOCATING BACK SOON
HOORAY FOR REAL PENGUINS!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!
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