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POKEY THE PENGUIN!

NOT A BOOTLEG TO STAND ON

4. POKEY AND THE FALSE GODS.

Scene: Pokey stands by a loch I mean lake which is not the ocean, there is candy.
Pokey says: OOH! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LOCH then crosses it out and says LAKE! instead.
Scene: Pokey stands by a loch I mean lake which is not the ocean, there is candy.
Pokey says: OOH! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LOCH then crosses it out and says LAKE! instead.

Scene: A penguin wearing a crown and red cloak arrives
King Penguin says: BEHOLD YOUR KING (CAUSE I SAY I AM)! HOORAY!
Scene: A penguin wearing a crown and red cloak arrives
King Penguin says: BEHOLD YOUR KING (CAUSE I SAY I AM)! HOORAY!

Scene: A monster appears in the water.
Pokey says: WELL I DIDNT VOTE FOR YOU.
Scene: A monster appears in the water.
Pokey says: WELL I DIDNT VOTE FOR YOU.

Scene: as before.
The monster says: HELLO MUM!!
King Penguin says: TIME FOR PLAN B!
Scene: as before.
The monster says: HELLO MUM!!
King Penguin says: TIME FOR PLAN B!

ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.

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