POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

POKEY AND THE FALSE GODS

Scene: Pokey stands by a loch I mean lake which is not the ocean, there is candy.
Pokey says: OOH! WHAT A DELIGHTFUL LOCH then crosses it out and says LAKE! instead.
ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.
Scene: A penguin wearing a crown and red cloak arrives
King Penguin says: BEHOLD YOUR KING (CAUSE I SAY I AM)! HOORAY!
ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.
Scene: A monster appears in the water.
Pokey says: WELL I DIDNT VOTE FOR YOU.
ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.
Scene: as before.
The monster says: HELLO MUM!!
King Penguin says: TIME FOR PLAN B!
ANY SIMILARITY TO GODS EITHER LIVING OR DEAD IS COINCIDENTAL.