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POKEY AND THE PARODY ERROR

Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?
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Pokey Says: I HAVE HERE A PROLOG OF CUNSUMABLES
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Pokey Lists: BURIED TREASURE, BEAR KNUCKLE SANDWICHES, MEXICAN HUMPING FIENDS, AUNT ETHELS BEEN TO HULL
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Oracle Says: tHAT WILL SURFACE, TELL ME YOUR CENTIPEDE.
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Pokey Asks: IST THEE FROM BAAAAAAARNSLEY?
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Oracle Says: AYE, APPENS I AM
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Pokey Says: WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE?
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Oracle Says: THE MOVIE HAS BEEN OBSERVED
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Scene: Pokey is leaving Pokey Says: IT IS A PARODY ERROR.
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