POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

POKEY BECOMES AN ARRID ZONER

Scene: A penguin is by the ocean
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
Scene: A boat approaches
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
Scene: The boat gets closer, Pokey is in the boat
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
Scene: The boat nears the shore
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
Scene: The boat lands, Pokey disembarks
Pokey Says: HELLO
The Penguin Says: HELLO
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
The Penguin Asks: IST THEE BE A PIRATE
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Pokey Says: I DO!!!!!
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!
Everyone Says: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE-I-DO-ING!! HOORAY!