POKEY AND THE PARODY ERROR

02 May 2005 Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there
Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?

Scene: Pokey is by the ocean, an oracle is there
Oracle says: WHAT WILL YOU OFFER THE MIGHTY CEEFAX?

Pokey Says: I HAVE HERE A PROLOG OF CUNSUMABLES

Pokey Lists: BURIED TREASURE, BEAR KNUCKLE SANDWICHES, MEXICAN HUMPING FIENDS, AUNT ETHELS BEEN TO HULL

Oracle Says: tHAT WILL SURFACE, TELL ME YOUR CENTIPEDE.

Pokey Asks: IST THEE FROM BAAAAAAARNSLEY?

Oracle Says: AYE, APPENS I AM

Pokey Says: WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE?

Oracle Says: THE MOVIE HAS BEEN OBSERVED

Scene: Pokey is leaving
Pokey Says: IT IS A PARODY ERROR.

BASED ON A STORY BY -SPECIAL GUEST AUTHOR- THE MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

PANIC IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

22 Mar 2005

NEWS!

08 Mar 2005

HOORAY FOR AUTHORS-A-AUTHORING!!!!

THE MUSIC MAKERS

05 Mar 2005 Scene: Pokey is in a room
Pokey says: BEHOLD! THE NEW SOUND!

Scene: Pokey is in a room
Pokey says: BEHOLD! THE NEW SOUND!

Scene: The Devil, Gustavo, Small Child, Headcheese and the Pope are in the audience

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey says: THE FANTASTIC!

Scene: Back to The Audience
Everyone says: HOORAY!!!!!

Scene: Back to Pokey
Pokey Says: RHYTHM AND SHOES ORCHESTRA!

Scene: 4 Guitar Playing Pokeys Have Appeared
Singing: SING SING SING!!!

Singing: SING LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

Singing: JESUS PICKLE LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!!

One Singing: WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE SPOON
The Rest Singing: YA YE YA

Scene: Back to the Audience, Mr Nutty has appeared
Mr Nutty Says: GET OUT OF MY SHOP

Scene: They are all leaving the shop
Pokey says: DRAT!
Gustavo says: COOKIE

NEWS!

04 Mar 2005

REJOYCE!!! MORE THINGS ANEW WHICH MAKE THE HEART SING GLADLY!

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